*clears throat* the government tells us we need to offer healthy choices in school lunches. but what is healthy really? is it this? or is it this?
british woodworking magazine uk, the answer may surprise you. welcome to the pizza farm. where we are hard at work growing the ripe, juicy pizzas your kids love. what could be healthier than this?
acres of pizza, kissed by the sun, stretching as far as the eye can see. fresh pepperoni, straight from mother earth. we also have orchards of taquito trees soaking up the minerals and vitamins from the sun before we pick 'em and deliver 'em straight to those school lunch trays. can i have one? you sure you don't want an apple? eww, no way. *laughs*
here you go. you see, kids know what their bodies need. my teeth feel soft. go away. these fields produce hot, moist sloppy joes all year round. thanks to the nutrients in the cola we use to water 'em. like mother's milk. we all want our kids to eat healthy, all natural food. so stop pushing gross fruits and vegetables on 'em
and let them dig into a fresh picked bushel of hot, flaky fish fingers. yeah, they keep falling off. we can't these to stick on the branches. so... i'm... i'm sorry. listen, if it's on a plant, it's good for you. who cares how it got there? french fries are practically salads which is why i like mine with ranch.