woodworking shows in illinois

woodworking shows in illinois

thank you for being here andthank you for enoughing up your beard before coming out. you have a nice sort of wedgegoing on in your face. >> i am hoping would cast me asa viking one of these days. >> stephen: oh, you would makea great viking. >> have you studied much of thescandinavians people. >> a bit, i am fascinated withthe viking funeral. >> stephen: oh, yes. >> would you like to be set onfire in a boat when you die.

>> i would. >> stephen: a boat you built,i imagine. that's right. my friend chris pratt has beencontracted to shoot a flaming arrow to light the funeral boaton fire. he. >> stephen: it is a beautifulboat that you built, actually. this is a canoe. >> yes.

[ applause ]>> that's my second. it is called lucky boy, made formy friend jimmy. >> stephen: jimmy is a luckyman. >> he is. >> stephen: i was so jealousof -- i am so impressed really of your woodwork i sent you apicture of a boat that i made to try to impress you. now why did mine get laughed at? what do you think of my boat?

>> it is beautiful. yes. >> i mean, it is not a work ofart like that is, but i don't think it garners laughter. >> no. >> i would like to see all ofyour boats that are laughing so hartley. >> stephen: exactly, exactly. you and i have bonding rightnow.

i am bonding to you because ifeel very attacked. >> well, that's the nice thingabout a boat is we can paddle away from all of these sons ofbitches.